Nicholas: A baby and a vampire are like the same thing, right?
Mom: What do you mean?
Nicholas: They both suck, so they are the same, right?
Mom: Not really. Vampires suck blood and babies suck toys and bottles and mama's milk.
Nicholas: Yeah, but they both suck stuff. So they ARE the same thing.
Mom: Ok, I guess you are right if that's the only thing you are comparing.
**Is this preparation for the SAT's?
Vampire:Blood::Baby:________
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Kind of reminds me of the flushing the baby comment
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